Church Bloopers

Seeing how we’ve just passed April Fools, I thought I’d share some of my favorite “Bulletin Bloopers” with you.    Enjoy!

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay
an egg on the altar.

Services are at 11:00 and 6:30. Come early if you want a back seat.

The choir invites any one in the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.

Visitors are asked to sing their names at the church entrance.

Today…Youth Fellowship Sexuality Course. 8 p. m. Please park in the rear parking lot for this activity.

Sunday worship will begin with personal medication.

Today’s reading is found in the Gospel According to Luck.

See you in church  -                            Lori

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